My Ire!

"I smoke, I drink and I cuss! I am not racist but I don't trust Nigerians.

I own a lot of lighters that I never bought...(a lot)...

I have loved women I never kissed.

I am moody. I know a lot of people. Most of them detest me. The rest aren't sure.

I am pa$$ionate about my money. I am cheap.

I am a dad and a papa. I have two baby mamas; And no I don't hate them....anymore...

I drive what I feel. I wear what's clean.

I don't care about bills or credit. I always pay cash and keep my receipts.

I eat what I can.

I sleep when you work. You work!

I've been called a bully, and a thug. I am handsome but intimidating!

I've been screamed at by many.

I know many women have screamed my name. I know many more will scream "Why!?!"

I have siblings whom I love. I have friends who once hated me.

I vote but I never win.

I listen when I talk.

I have a lot of tolerance in opinion. I have an opinion on tolerance..(some of this shit just ain't right! wtf?)..

I know your sister. I know your sister's friends.

I know how to spell magistrate. I've written checks at the courthouse.

I have a lot of keys.

I always seem to lose my keys. I can't find my remote.

I am tired"