Man Who Pull Out Too Fast, Leave Rubber ...

Dear Abby:
 I just met the most terrific girl and we get along fabulously.  I
think she's the one for me. There's just one problem: I can't remember
from our first date if she told me she had TB or VD.  What should I do?

Confused

Dear Confused:
 If she coughs, fuck her.

Qui Pro Innocente Dicit, Satis Est Eloquens.

He/She Who Speaks For The Innocent Is Eloquent Enough.

Democalypse 2012 - Cockblock the Vote

A Pennsylvania court upholds a controversial voter I.D. law that affects 9% of the entire state electorate, but that's the price you pay to prevent something that doesn't happen or make sense.

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For those of you who continue to doubt whether the voter ID laws being passed around the country are a political tactic by Republicans to steal the vote in the 2012 election.

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Life Is Too Short To Be Boring & Always Blending In.

Too Many Of Us Are Not Living Our Dreams Because We Are Living Our Fears ... Eeeek, A Mouse!! 

I Can Resist Everything Except Temptation

Underneath This Flabby Exterior Is An Enormous Lack Of Character. 

A Half Truth, Masquerading As A Whole Truth, Is A Totally False Truth.

If You Want To Be Happy, Be.

                 If You Want To Be Happy, Be.

In The Book Of Life, The Answers Aren't In The Back.

The Truth Is The Same From Any Angle