Pussy Is Like Subway , Eat Fresh ... #30TypesOfPussy

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Man Who Pull Out Too Fast, Leave Rubber ...

Dear Abby:
 I just met the most terrific girl and we get along fabulously.  I
think she's the one for me. There's just one problem: I can't remember
from our first date if she told me she had TB or VD.  What should I do?

Confused

Dear Confused:
 If she coughs, fuck her.

Good People, Do Not Marry Each Other / Zviuya, Hazviwanani

If you want to have a blissful relationship, don’t ruin the chances by introducing things into your relationship until you are ready for it. Things like sex and your sex-history can make or break it for you; Choose wisely ...

The average person has ten sexual partners before they are married. They either think each partner is “the one” or they think sex is so wonderful they don’t want to miss out on the opportunity. Sex is indeed wonderful and very special and saving it for the wedding night is treating it as something special. Sharing it with practically everyone you date makes it rather ordinary.

Here are just a few of the emotional problems sex can cause:

-When you sleep with someone you aren’t married to, they begin to get concerned with how many other people you have slept with.
-One has a tendency to compare themselves with their mate’s previous conquests. Since sexual relationships were designed for couples, your mind naturally begins pushing the relationship further along than where you might be.
-If you are willing to have sex with someone/anyone, will you feel the same after? Not just about them but yourself too ...
-You might not even know the person you are sleeping with but you start forming an emotional attachment to them. Many couples who really shouldn’t be together are married because a sexual relationship “bonded” them together when they wouldn’t have bonded without being physically intimate.

Then there are those who are just looking for 'It', whatever it is. 

Qui Pro Innocente Dicit, Satis Est Eloquens.

He/She Who Speaks For The Innocent Is Eloquent Enough.

Democalypse 2012 - Cockblock the Vote

A Pennsylvania court upholds a controversial voter I.D. law that affects 9% of the entire state electorate, but that's the price you pay to prevent something that doesn't happen or make sense.

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For those of you who continue to doubt whether the voter ID laws being passed around the country are a political tactic by Republicans to steal the vote in the 2012 election.

A Thousand Times Good Night!!!

Nurse:[Within] Madam!
Juliet:I come, anon.—But if thou meanest not well,
I do beseech thee—
Nurse: Madam!
Juliet: By and by, I come—
To cease thy strife, and leave me to my grief.
To-morrow will I send.
Romeo: So thrive my soul—
Juliet: A thousand times good night! [Exit above]
Romeo: A thousand times the worse, to want thy light.
Love goes toward love as schoolboys from their books,
But love from love, toward school with heavy looks.

Romeo And Juliet Act 2, scene 2, 149–157

Bad Memories ...

When I Grow Up, I Wanna Make A Pill That Can Help Me Forget Any & All Bad Memories. Kinda Like The 'Morning After Pill'

Verbal Intercourse ( Can I F#ck You?)

So, can I f*ck you?
I mean, not like physically
But can our minds intertwine
And reach a level of ecstasy that shatters every boundary
Of realization and fantasy
I mean, can I f*ck you
And invade your random thoughts
Penetrating your soul
Causing you to come
(Cum) To orgasm
To reach a point of bliss
Turning you inside out
Cause you didn’t know f*cking could be like this...
If I had one wish
It would be to f*ck you
And ride your wave of emotion
To the understanding of my heart flow
On…and on…and on
This f*cking would go on in our souls fighting the lover’s battle
Where we both would win
I just want to f*ck you
This heavenly thought can’t be a sin
Invading your world
Stroking your strength
Massaging your weaknesses
Kissing your wounds
Blowing your mind
F*cking you like the rhythm of a poet’s rhyme
Transcending earth
Defying gravity and time
Damn…I feel like f*cking you...
#Think differently